This morning, Jim Jarvis, the Executive Director of the Metropolis, and I did an interview on WGN radio to promote Indecent Proposals. Many people don’t realize that Jim is actually very talented and used to be a tremendously funny guy – in fact, Jim and I used to do a two person story-telling show called Bikerman and The Jewish Avenger. Unfortunately, in order to become the big-wig that he is now, Jim had to have his sense of humor surgically removed. It’s a shame really.

Tonight I am doing an interview with Jack Helbig from the Daily Herald. I can’t give him a hard time like I give Jim and Brad because he might come review the show. Therefore, it’s in my best interest to suck up to him which is why I am going to change my daughter’s name from Mia to “Helbig-inicia.” 

The actors and the director have a spacing rehearsal tonight – that means they will be working on where to stand on stage as to date, all our rehearsals have been in a rehearsal room.

Since there is nothing really for me to do at the spacing rehearsal, I am going to go see Batman. I have been waiting a long time to see it. My daughter, Helbig-inicia,  was born the opening night of Batman – July 17. I think she did that on purpose so I couldn’t see it. She is always doing stuff like that.

For example, yesterday, I tried to bring Baby Helbig-inicia to rehearsal and she pooped all over both of us so I had to leave. Hopefully that is not an omen of some sort.

One thing I did learn – guys, if you ever want to impress 20-something female actors, be sure to carry a baby with you. Maybe I will open a small business called “Rent-a-baby.” Parents get free babysitting, single guys get to meet the women of their dreams. It’s a win-win for everyone.

At the very least, it could be my next play.

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• best student ever :] - 9/25/08 at 7:22 PMhi mr.woldman!
  
• im the best soppy! :] - 9/25/08 at 7:24 PMur funny
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• favorite student you will ever ever ever wish to haveee [in your first period] - 9/30/08 at 6:45 PMHI MR. WOLDMAN!!!
  SORRY, HI SCOTT!
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  so this is your other lifeee.
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