the truth

The thing that Scott neglected to mention was that he had to go to Starbucks because his wife came home and heard him yelling in his best trashy female voice, “Kill that *&^%$!” ; “Kill that -----!”; “Kill that ~@#$!”

Keep in mind that Scott and his wife just had a beautiful little baby girl. So though he won't admit it, I think his wife actually kicked him out, and he had nowhere else to go but Starbucks.